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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:14
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Moons of Uranus surprise scientists in Hubble study - Phys.org
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Protester shot and killed at ‘No Kings’ rally in Utah, police say - AP News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
BYD sells 382,476 NEVs in May, overseas sales hit new high - CnEVPost
Still no good
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I get my body in shape?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some lesser-known ingredients in skincare products that provide significant benefits?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Hegseth moves to rename Navy ship honoring gay rights icon Harvey Milk - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
People’s Pharmacy: Aspirin thinking has changed for cardiovascular risks - OregonLive.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
No go.
Apple looked at Mira Murati’s AI startup after OpenAI exit, and it won’t stop there - 9to5Mac
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Microsoft June 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes exploited zero-day, 66 flaws - BleepingComputer
No way
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia